Actually, Allan, I hate to be a spoilsport here but the Earth is like my favorite tea bag, pyramid-shaped. As for the pixies, you find them under the white-flecked cap of fly amanitas but only if you utter the correct password (lookatme2020) and make the right accompanying sound (Oink! Oink!).

Go on, fact-check me if you dare... ;-)

Bonus: Do you know Newsguard? Not sure it can single-handedly address ignorance but here's what their nutrition label for this here platform looks like:

It works as a browser extension.

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