And yet you had the hubris to comment on something you haven’t read, J Apple Muncy? Isn’t that a little… odd?

Perhaps you’re wondering why I mentioned my ex-husband’s “letters after his name” and you’d have been very welcome to ask. I simply wanted to convey that he was an educated man who had spent a fair few years on the benches of two different British universities rather than some barely sentient life form who hadn’t even graduated high school. In short, one would have expected the man to be reasonably enlightened. Alas…

Period.