Given the horrors I’ve witnessed in America and how different attitudes toward sex — and physical contact or the concept of personal space are in the EU — there’s no doubt you have a point, Michael.

Many Americans struggle to correctly identify body parts by name, including their own…

In Europe, we learn this at school, in state schools that have zero religious input.

It starts with education I think, but thankfully it’s never too late for course correcting.

Or indeed to learn how to have and enjoy good sex.