Thank you ever so much for taking the time to write such a lengthy, thoughtful, and funny reply, Kent Leatham.
“Pisa” is an awesome name so now you’ve got me thinking about famous towers in Europe and North America. As a case in point, I wonder how many Seattleites have a Space Needle in their pants and how many Parisians have an Eiffel Tower (or a Montparnasse Tower)… ;-)))
As for the Muppet Show analogies, they’re most definitely feeding my imagination! If a male genitalia trio can have fun names, a female genitalia trio should, too…